Name: The Man
Age: 52
Age: 52
Height: 5’8
Weight: 160 lbs
Location: Metropolis
Hair: Brown
Weight: 160 lbs
Location: Metropolis
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Grey
Bio: The Man is Mr. Establishment. He used to own a novelty and joke shop, but after the Recession, he started working as a suit. He traded in almost any sense of individuality, except for his clown flower. He's the arch-nemesis of Super Hipster, representing all things non-ironic.
Name: Jakob Longmont
Alias: Super Hipster
Age:23
Height: 5’9
Weight: 130 lbs
Location: Metropolis
Hair: Brown
Weight: 130 lbs
Location: Metropolis
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Grey
Bio: Watch out, or he'll get you with his Apathy Ray! Super Hipster is an amalgamation of comic characters: like Popeye, getting his energy from PBR and kale chips: "vitamin A and vitamin alcohol, yo." His bat-cave is the warehouse he's squatting in in Metropolis. Like the Green Lantern, his powers come from one physical source: American Spirits. Super Hipster would fight the Man, except that's too predictable. So instead, he works for him as a data analyst.
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